What happened to you Australia? 

Kinja'd!!! "wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
09/26/2016 at 10:49 • Filed to: None

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Crocodile Dundee would be ashamed.


DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > wiffleballtony
09/26/2016 at 10:55

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There is no private property in a penal colony.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
09/26/2016 at 10:58

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Heh, penal sounds like penis.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > TheHondaBro
09/26/2016 at 11:02

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Penile.

You are talking about penii a lot this morning. :)


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > wiffleballtony
09/26/2016 at 11:02

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Fun fact: The guy crocodile Dundee was based on was killed in a police shootout when they went to confiscate his guns.


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
09/26/2016 at 11:03

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Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > PatBateman
09/26/2016 at 11:03

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I PLEAD THE FIFTH


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > TheHondaBro
09/26/2016 at 11:05

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fif*


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > TheHondaBro
09/26/2016 at 11:07

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Hey, it’s cool! This is the no-judgement zone.

You talk about those peniseses all you want.

:)


Kinja'd!!! McMike > wiffleballtony
09/26/2016 at 11:13

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Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > vondon302
09/26/2016 at 11:18

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So without gun control, we wouldn’t have characters like Crocodile Dundee?

#TheAnswerIsObvious


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > McMike
09/26/2016 at 11:24

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J useless cun, indeed


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > vondon302
09/26/2016 at 11:26

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You’re right, that fact was indeed fun.


Kinja'd!!! AfromanGTO > wiffleballtony
09/26/2016 at 11:47

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Their government has turned it into a nanny pussy state with offshore prisons.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > wiffleballtony
09/26/2016 at 11:53

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That’s the first “Australian Insult” I came across.

I don’t get it either.


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > McMike
09/26/2016 at 12:03

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That makes more sense. It truly is an upside down place.


Kinja'd!!! Simplify, then add beer > wiffleballtony
09/26/2016 at 19:42

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They still haven’t worked out how to charge the guy. He hasn’t broken any road rules or Hoon laws, so they’ve taken the car for no reason.

If he was a cashed up bogan there would be grounds for taking on the government for confiscating his car.


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > Simplify, then add beer
09/26/2016 at 20:02

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Seems pretty backward to administer a punishment before a crime has been charged.


Kinja'd!!! Simplify, then add beer > wiffleballtony
09/26/2016 at 20:20

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Welcome to Australia, where we use media hype kneejerk reactions to guide our laws.


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > Simplify, then add beer
09/26/2016 at 20:27

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Seems pretty familiar. Fortunately in America we have two diametrically opposed parties that prevents anything from happening.